No Wimps

I hate wimpy handshakes. When you go in full force ready for a firm handshake and the receiving end doesn't have the same view things can get sticky. Enough with the grandma hands.

Vampires Are Stupid

Biting isn't a good habit. Especially because every time my friends get really excited about something they latch their teeth into my shoulder or any other close limb. Teeth marks aren't cute. Its not funny, it doesn't tickle, it hurts.

Monster Mash

I cannot sleep without my closet door shut. I don't know if it is the 3 year old inside me that screams silently when I see that dark crack in the wall, but whenever it is open I automatically wake up and have to shut it. I don't know why... it might be the monsters inside that wake me up.

Cuddle Up With Concrete

I hate when your brand new sweatshirt gets washed, so the fuzzy insides become scratchy and boring. It's like trading a cloud for a thin layer of gravel... not so good.

Margo's Pet Peeve

Marge shares her pet peeve.

Runner's Disease

I was running today when I realized another pet peeve. I hate when people speed up to run around me and when they get 30 feet in front of me they slow down. As I am keeping a steady pace I will naturally have to pass them. After I run around them, they speed up again trying to play an awkward game of tag. I'm not buying it. It is not a competition.

Blink Before You Act

Blinkers... they are there for a reason. Use them.

Forks

My pet peeve is when people put the palms of their hands on the prongs of forks before/after they eat. It makes me wonder where people's hands have been and how they are about to consume the dirt on their hands.